Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Knitting humor

Here's a joke for you. (An old standard, but a good one.)


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"


4 comments:

Tracy said...

Hello! Why is Carey making knitting jokes? Shouldn't she be making paper or rubber stamp jokes and be leaving the yarn humor to Cindy???

Tracy said...

P.S. Actually, I really like the photo of the chicken knitting the scarf!!! AND, I should mention...at least SOMEONE is bothering to BLOG on her BLOG---HINT HINT HINT

Queen of the froggers said...

Very good!!!

Octopus Knits said...

I've heard that one before, but it's still good (although I don't condone knitting while driving)!